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<td><p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">What
the hell is PIE?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">PIE
is a website dedicated to displaying wide array of stupidity in
northern New Jersey. Whether this includes signs, places, animals,
or people, we here at PIE will stop at nothing to bring you the
true moron that is New Jersey.<br>
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<hr> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"> </font>
<p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">Why
northern New Jersey?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Because
that's where we live. Please, ask more obvious questions.</font></p>
<hr> <p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">Who
are you people?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">We
have deemed it unnecessary and probably unsafe for us to reveal
our real names, however we have acquired the pseudonyms of Maximus
and Beowulf. Contrary to the literary character from which the name
derives, our Beowulf is actually female. Maximus, should you not
be able to tell from the amount of testosterone exhibited by the
name itself, composes the male portion of PIE.</font></p>
<hr> <p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">Why
the name "PIE"?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Because
we hate you.</font></p>
<hr> <p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">Why
do you hate me?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oh,
it's really nothing personal, we're just distrusting of people that
ask silly questions.</font></p>
<hr> <p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">You're
a bunch of sick fools!</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">That's
not in the form of a question. Now who's the fool?</font></p>
<hr> <p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">Sorry
for the tangent, how often is PIE updated?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Oh
that's quite alright. We understand. We update once a week at the
most. It's based mostly on the ideal of "whenever we damn well
feel like it." There's only two pieces of PIE here, and we're
very, very busy. </font></p>
<hr> <p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">Why
all the critiquing?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Not
only do we here at PIE wish to exhibit the abundance of sheer idiocy
in northern New Jersey, we also wish to provide somewhat thought-provoking
commentary. Think of it as a cynical "Word for the Day"
- only once a week. Sometimes. </font></p>
<hr> <p align="left"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="5">How
can I get in touch with you?</font></p>
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you for any reason feel the need to contact us, you can click the
"Hate Mail" button below to send an e-mail. Should you
be lazy, you can click <a href="http://pie.freeservers.com/mail.htm">here</a>.
We promise to read and respond to all e-mails sent to us, no matter
how inappropriate we may deem them. </font></p>
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